Unfinished self-portrait when I was in my awkward “I Want To Be Michael From ‘The Lost Boys’ Phase.”
Richmond, Virginia (1988)
La Habana, Cuba (2008)
Despite yeoman’s efforts, I’ll never be able to grow a decent mustache.
It’s not even a good Donut Cop Mustache.
Vienna, Virginia (2015)
From FB:
“Just picked up my new Bump-in-the-Night Contingency Device.”
“The Gambler”
From FB:
“When I was around 7 and we were living in Omaha this song came out and my brothers and I would all go to sleep in our bunk beds singing the lyrics to each other except making it about a man who had to fart and poop instead of gamble.
Sample lyrics:
“You got to know when to hold it. Know when to poot it. Know when to walk to the toilet. Know when to run…”
We thought we were hysterical.”
Song Of Ajax 