From FB:
“Some people say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, only a stupid answer. I say those people are wrong. Today at the zoo I heard two teenagers ask a zoo employee whether Octavius the octopus would be “taxidermied” when he died.”
Simpsonized
From FB:
“I had forgotten, but I guess I was drinking a few beers when I paid some Indonesian on Fiverr to draw me as a Simpsons character…”